Tuesday, December 15, 2009

A depressing truth.

I think I'm going to graduate without ever being asked to a dance.

6 comments:

  1. I don't think as many girls have been asked to a dance as you might think.

    Besides, it could be a lot worse--and I know that's not much consolation, but yeah. Don't feel too bad about it. Dances are retarded wastes of time anyhow.

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  2. Now, why do you think that is? Is it because you're too short? Too ugly? Too weird?

    No, you're God's fucking Magnum Opus.

    So why? Because people have their heads buried in the sand. They never look up to see what's right in front of them.

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  3. for the record i think you're awsome.

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  4. Thanks. And you would be...?

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