Because I go to Oxford.

You get the Sparknotes version of my first week at school.

1. New classes.
2. Jesse.
3. Getting out early.
4. Young boy.
5. Seniority.
6. Asian music?
7. Homework.
8. Job on the weekends.
9. Failed kidnapping attempt.
10. Guppy Tea House.
_{11. Awesome Friend Vaneda.}

That ought to do it.

Peace.